Threesome, mhmmm

So yesterday I was in a threesome. But not the typical kind - it was my friend, Maria, and a hand. And not just any hand! It was this sexy fucker -

And seriously, it's not just severed and covered in blood. It plays the guitar too! It's a very sensitive hand, and it's quite attractive. Funny too. It touched us in all our special places. No one has ever brought me as much pleasure like this motherfucker. Seriously.

Here's a couple of pictures from this amazing last night.

Mhmmm, what a fantastic hand. I want to marry it and have little handbabies. If that happens, I will inclose pictures, of course. I know you're all dying to see my future handbabies.